February 2012
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December 2011
1 post
November 2011
9 posts
October 2011
5 posts
“Everything tells me that I am about to make a wrong decision, but making...”
– Paulo Coelho (via thoughtsdetained)
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
– Walter Bagehot (via moronicbeauty)
September 2011
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June 2011
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I hate it when people in class write on the board.
Especially when you need to copy what they’re writing down, and barely anyone can write properly.
There are those who can actually write.
Then there’s the Squishers.
And the one who tries to write big for everyone, but can’t do it.
Then the All Over the Place person, but at least you can still read.
The one where you have to ask the writer, just to understand it.
And lastly…the...
December 2010
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November 2010
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October 2010
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September 2010
3 posts
“When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we...”
– Henri J.M. Nouwen (via julie911) (via quote-book)
July 2010
9 posts
mga TAUHAN sa FX
pinoytumblr:
SAMPUNG PASAHERO - si kawawa (katabi ng driver, sa harap naka upo) - si asar (katabi ni kawawa, malapit sa pinto) - si tamad (nasa likod ni driver,unang pasahero na sumakay sa gitna) - si mabait (pangalawang pasahero na sumakay sa gitna) - si petiks (pangatlong pasahero na sumakay sa gitna) - si iritable (huling pasahero na sumakay sa gitna) - si sugapa (pasahero sa likod, nasa...
“Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.” -paolo coelho
“No one deserves to be treated that way. So even if you love him with your entire...”
– (via poeticheartache) (via madelinelam) (via breathinginreverse) (via paintmyworlddarkblue)
Pinoy Tumblr.: mga TAUHAN sa FX →
SAMPUNG PASAHERO - si kawawa (katabi ng driver, sa harap naka upo) - si asar (katabi ni kawawa, malapit sa pinto) - si tamad (nasa likod ni driver,unang pasahero na sumakay sa gitna) - si mabait (pangalawang pasahero na sumakay sa gitna) - si petiks (pangatlong pasahero na sumakay sa gitna) - si…
How a 7-year old kid describes sex
solittletime:
filopride4eva:
One night a curious 7-year old went up to his mom and asked “Mom, what’s sex?”
His mom replied “Go hide behind the curtains in your older sister’s bedroom, come back after a few hours and tell me what you saw”
So the little boy obeyed.
An hour and a half later, the boy returned and his mother asked him “What did you see?”
So the boy recounted his story…
“Well,...
June 2010
2 posts
M E: Reality check! →
- people who criticizes a lot are insecure
-people who complains a lot seldom make actions
-people who insults a lot are commonly ugly
-people who flirts a lot, lack love and attention
-people who gossips a lot never had true friends
ON THE OTHER HAND..
-people who are sucessful are usually…
“I have this theory that the more important and intimate the emotion, the fewer...”
– ~ J. Michael Straczynski (via gatekeeper)
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
14 posts
LMFAO. hirit
Reporter : Ngayong nanalo ka
Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny : Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter : Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny : Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know
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Dionesia : Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapaseksi ka na?
Dionesia : Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
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Pacquiao : Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..
Hatton : Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
Pacquiao : Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know...
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Aling Dionisia : Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday : Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia : Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya
kailangan ko yung seeds.
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Pacquiao : Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao : Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!
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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
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Sa Las Vegas
Waiter : May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia : Soup
Waiter : Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia : Soup drenks!
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Sa isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia : Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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You is!' 'you is! you is!'
sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..
Andito na ako sa 'you is!'
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Chavit : Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan
lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny : I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN
WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!
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=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next...
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